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Whither Halloween?

Awww, thanks for the welcome back, my sweets. I feel lurved, and I lurve you all back. And I hope I will find the fortitude to stick around for a while.

I have to say that Halloween was a disappointment. For the first time in many years, I bought candy to give out and turned on my porch light. Had one, count 'em ONE, trick-or-treater. What, have the "OMG! Someone Might Kidnap/Poison/Molest/Permanently Scar My Child!" Safety Police finally won? Or is it just parental apathy? It kinda sucks. Or maybe it's just where I live. Or maybe it's because it's been so cold at night here that the kids all said "Screw this!" and went to the mall instead.

Dammit, that means I have to eat all this candy. I've got good stuff, too! Reese's. Snickers. Milky Ways. Tootsie Rolls. I'm gonna overdose on chocolate. Urp.


Nov. 2nd, 2011 01:04 am (UTC)
I had quite a few, and had fun sitting in my 'suit on my porch unmoving and scaring the everliving DAYLIGHTS outta them when they took candy outta the bowl on my lap. I was mostly pretty gentle about it, except for the little sh*ts who tried to grab handfuls instead of one piece as my sign asked.

After a couple of hours, though, I got cold, tired, and my contacts were *killing* me, so I called it quits.

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